Ken Williams
2 min readDec 12, 2021
Pic by Wilhelm Gunkel on Unsplash

For those of you have trouble with your digestive track, after enjoying the delights your lattes with a double shot espresso at Starbucks or pricey coffee destinations, please return home and use your bathroom, please.

Messes in stalls could be prevented with a jaunt back to your house to relax and allow the diuretic to be flushed down your toilet and not splattered over ceramic and painted walls of public restrooms.

I know some believe the Universe will always provide you with the perfectly clean and well stocked toilet stall at all times. Great. But the universe we live in is full of craziness and no guarantees. Everything has odds — of going right and going not so right — in this universe.


So, I say, just play it cautiously out of the respect of your fellow custodian. Even though they receive a wage to maintain public restrooms at a standard, they are a fellow human who isn’t anyone’s mother.


Ken Williams

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